I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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