So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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