there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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