Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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