I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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