Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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