I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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