went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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