break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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