Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I want to be your penis for a week.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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