physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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