I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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