are you still at the devil's house?
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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