I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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