Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
When are your genitals available?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
