Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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go home
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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