Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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