Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He has the fingertips of a God
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