his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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