I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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