All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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