Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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