At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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