i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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