Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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