theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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