Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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