When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
