11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Say something about gay babies.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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