return my video game
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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