Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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