Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Randomize
