Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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