That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
