I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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