This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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