you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
