Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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