the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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