Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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