New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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