Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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