he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You can make out without kissing
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