YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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