that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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