Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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