Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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