and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Someone signed my nipple.
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