We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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