Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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