Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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