So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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